The Evil Wiener Christmas EP

by Evil Wiener

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If nothing else, we were Christmas when Christmas wasn't cool- at least in the indie rock world. This relic from the days of vinyl and tape is what basically put us on the map. We'll be the first to admit that it is a small map encompassing only a portion of North Carolina-but if you believe...deep down in your heart... then when you look at that map you'll also see a magic line leading to the North Pole.

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released November 20, 2008

Chuck Garrison-Drums
Groves Willer-Bass
Billy Sugarfix-Guitar/Vox

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Track Name: All Around the World
He likes his milk and cookies
He dresses all in red
He isn't much for shavin'
Yeah you ought to see his sled

Well I swear I wasn't smokin'
When I saw the reindeer fly
He went all around the world and it only took one night
With a thermos full of black coffee by his side
He says:
Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ
He says:
Ho Ho Happy Birthday Jesus

He’s got video monitors
He’s got your telephone tapped
He’s got spies planted everywhere
He knows if you’ve been bad

He’s got a sack full of toys
For the good girls and boys
But if you’re on his shit list
You won’t get nothin’ but switches
He goes all around the world and it only takes one night
He says:
Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ
He says:
Ho Ho Happy Birthday Jesus


Well some people don’t believe in him
And I’ll admit I’ve had my doubts
Until I found a pile of reindeer droppings
On the roof of my house


Well I swear I wasn’t smokin’
When I say the reindeer fly
He goes all around the world and it only takes one night
With a thermos full of black coffee by his side
He says:
Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ
He says:
Ho Ho Happy Birthday Jesus


Just got back from Carolina
Delivered switches to a sailor
But watch those ashes in the chimney
Don’t you know you’ll stain the carpet
But now I haven’t got the time time
Too busy givin’ out the presents
Too busy flyin’ around the world
With the radio on

He’s got a sack full of toys
For the good girls and boys
But if you’re on his shit list
You won’t get nothing but switches
He goes all around the world and it only takes one night
Saying:
Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ
Saying:
Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ
Saying:
Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ
He says:
Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus!