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The Evil Wiener Christmas EP

by Evil Wiener

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Secret Santa 04:06
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He likes his milk and cookies He dresses all in red He isn't much for shavin' Yeah you ought to see his sled Well I swear I wasn't smokin' When I saw the reindeer fly He went all around the world and it only took one night With a thermos full of black coffee by his side He says: Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ He says: Ho Ho Happy Birthday Jesus He’s got video monitors He’s got your telephone tapped He’s got spies planted everywhere He knows if you’ve been bad He’s got a sack full of toys For the good girls and boys But if you’re on his shit list You won’t get nothin’ but switches He goes all around the world and it only takes one night He says: Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ He says: Ho Ho Happy Birthday Jesus Well some people don’t believe in him And I’ll admit I’ve had my doubts Until I found a pile of reindeer droppings On the roof of my house Well I swear I wasn’t smokin’ When I say the reindeer fly He goes all around the world and it only takes one night With a thermos full of black coffee by his side He says: Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ He says: Ho Ho Happy Birthday Jesus Just got back from Carolina Delivered switches to a sailor But watch those ashes in the chimney Don’t you know you’ll stain the carpet But now I haven’t got the time time Too busy givin’ out the presents Too busy flyin’ around the world With the radio on He’s got a sack full of toys For the good girls and boys But if you’re on his shit list You won’t get nothing but switches He goes all around the world and it only takes one night Saying: Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ Saying: Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ Saying: Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ He says: Ho Ho Happy Birthday, Jesus!
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Jack Frost 04:15
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If nothing else, we were Christmas when Christmas wasn't cool- at least in the indie rock world. This relic from the days of vinyl and tape is what basically put us on the map. We'll be the first to admit that it is a small map encompassing only a portion of North Carolina-but if you believe...deep down in your heart... then when you look at that map you'll also see a magic line leading to the North Pole.

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released November 20, 2008

Chuck Garrison-Drums
Groves Willer-Bass
Billy Sugarfix-Guitar/Vox

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Evil Wiener Carrboro, North Carolina

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